Imagine you are out with friends and someone asks if you want a soft drink. Of course you do! You come from a soda-thirsty bloodline of the lesser-known vampire, Count Dracola. A family curse and an amazing power.
Suddenly! You bite into the side of the can. Soda spews from your “fangs” as you drain the lifeless aluminum body of its crisp soda soul.
That’s the curse. But here is the amazing power: vampires suck the blood from their victims, resurrect and transform them into a blood-crazy demon of the night. “Well, we don’t resurrect, we recycle!”
The can begins to heal itself. The bite marks vanish. The dents and dings crack and ping as the can expands to its original shape, refilled with soda. Pop the tab—PTTSSHHH!—and pour the fizzy contents into Imagine you are out with friends and someone asks if you want a soft drink. Of course you do! You come from a soda-thirsty bloodline of the lesser-known vampire, Count Dracola. A family curse and an amazing power.
Suddenly! You bite into the side of the can. Soda spews from your “fangs” as you drain the lifeless aluminum body of its crisp soda soul.
That’s the curse. But here is the amazing power: vampires suck the blood from their victims, resurrect and transform them into a blood-crazy demon of the night. “Well, we don’t resurrect, we recycle!”
The can begins to heal itself. The bite marks vanish. The dents and dings crack and ping as the can expands to its original shape, refilled with soda. Pop the tab—PTTSSHHH!—and pour the fizzy contents into a glass. “We’re not as bad as regular vampires, but the caffeine does keep us up at night.”
- No soda switches or can ditches!
- Zero setup! Start clean! End refreshed!
- Can is full, drained, and resurrected!
- Use any can of soda, right from the
vending machine!
“Do you hear that? It is the children of the Sprite!” – Count Dracola
Sink your teeth into some tasty magic! Gerald Kirchner’s Dracola includes both an instant download video and an easy-to-read Dracola-themed PDF. (6 mb PDF with links to 118 mb video) Buy it today. Receive it today. Enjoy it forever and ever and ever and ever! glass. “We’re not as bad as regular vampires, but the caffeine does keep us up at night.”
“Do you hear that? It is the children of the Sprite!” – Count Dracola
Sink your teeth into some tasty magic! Gerald Kirchner’s Dracola includes both an instant download video and an easy-to-read Dracola-themed PDF. (6 mb PDF with links to 118 mb video) Buy it today. Receive it today. Enjoy it forever and ever and ever and ever!
